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CornHazard
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My first journal entry and this goes out to those 77 pageview peoples that witnessed this sorry excuse for a page. plain and simple, i have no art bone in me. those pics of ny i have.......i didn't even take them. i am actually happy for those 77 pageviews cause i look at everyone else and they got like 1,234,567,890 pageviews and i got a slammin 77. i dunno, can't complain really......my page sux a floppy donkey dick.
i work at the holiday inn in the activities department. pretty much i work outside by the pool and beach and hand out towels and put chairs on the beach and clean up and lastly do activities with kids. adults can join to but the reason is cause they are drunks and want to win a free drink coupon that i hand out to the winners but that's not the point. anyways on this particular day i had to do sidewalk art with this lil boy and pretty much we just draw on the floor with chalk next to the pool. so he asks me to draw a dragon cause he is gonna draw one and he wants them to fight. u know how lil kids are. so i draw the dragon and he says "i said draw a dragon not a dog" i said "that is a dragon smart ass" and he goes "wow u suck." at this point my eyes burst into flames and i want to fling this kid 50 feet into the air and hope he belly flops into the pool and his flesh tears off. instead my eyes water and i throw the chalk down and run away mad. well i didn't run......i sorta power walked. that goes to show u my artistic abilities.
kishartdotcom is actually my real friend. i am not some fanboy that waits patiently online with questions to grill him with and then ask him to do some art for my webpage THEN when he leaves claim i know him in real life. no offense to them really cause i actually get to do that in real life so HA. so he tells me to draw somethin and put it up on deviantart but i really cant so he has graciously let me join him in his flash animations. so if his shit gets terrible blame my ass. CornHazard is the name and Sugarflakes22 is the aim so cuss me out and not him.
well to end my bickerin if that's even how u spell it, i will still put nothin up but i will make nonsensical journals to blow up my skirt and possibly hear from u people that like kishartdotcom and some how space has ran out on his page and u make a lil comment here. i will tho add my two cents tho and kish if u for some odd reason didn't want me to tell anyone.........lol my fault homeskillet i still lub u tho.